May 6-9, 1981 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #12 1980-1981
| Written by Alan Bennett |
The antics at the Wicksteed home are a satirical merry-go-round. Family, friends and the sexual satisfaction of the "corpus" (body) are the ruling passions in this farcical comedy of ill-manners. Through a dance of mistaken identities and carnal encounters, one motto holds fast: "He whose lust lasts, lasts longest."
| ARTHUR WICKSTEED | Stephen Jones | |
| CANON THROBBING | Brian Welsh | |
| CONSTANCE WICKSTEED | Jenefer Haynes | |
| DENNIS WICKSTEED | Tony Clark | |
| FELICITY RUMPERS | Rosemarie Lawless | |
| LADY RUMPERS | Christine Clark | |
| MR. PURDUE | Peter Jefferson | |
| MR. SHANKS | Geoff Holland | |
| MRS. SWABB | Anne Holland | |
| MURIEL WICKSTEED | Doreen Boss | |
| SIR PERCY SHORTER | Laurence Thornton |
| Director | Jim Holmes | |
| Dance Choreography | Heather Hill | |
| Dance Choreography | Julia Lamperd | |
| Production Manager | Gwen Knight | |
| Assistant To The Producer | Cheryl (Knight) Mitchell | |
| Stage Manager | Tony Francis | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Andrew Francis | |
| Set Design | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | Ken Morand | |
| Set Decor | Philip Lawless | |
| Lighting Design | Bill Williams | |
| Lighting Assistant | Ken Morand | |
| Lighting Operator | Bob Horsey | |
| Sound Design | Chris Robinson | |
| Special Effects | Peter Jefferson | |
| Properties | Joan Ritchie | |
| Properties | Liane Freedman | |
| Costumes | Gwendy Tolley | |
| Costumes | Paula Wilkie | |
| Costumes Assistant | Clair LeClerc | |
| Continuity | Betty Francis | |
| Continuity | Margaret Jardine | |
| Make-up | Annmarie Copple | |
| Make-up Assistant | Ina de Jong | |
| Make-up Assistant | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Publicity | Annmarie Copple | |
| Photographer | Steve Sweet | |
| Programme | Marg Tucker | |
| Box Office | Jim Ritchie | |
| Box Office | Joan Ritchie | |
| House Manager | Elsie Bryant | |
| House Manager | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Bar Staff | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Bar Staff | Jim Keneford |