May 9-12, 1984 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #15 1983-1984
| Written by Peter Shaffer |
Lovesick and desperate, sculptor Brindsley Miller has embellished his apartment with furniture and objects d’arte “borrowed” from the absent antique collector next door, hoping to impress his fiancée’s pompous father and a wealthy art dealer. The fussy neighbor, Harold Gorringe, returns just as a blown fuse plunges the apartment into darkness and Brindsley is revealed. Unexpected guests, aging spinsters, errant phone cords, and other snares impede his frantic attempts to return the purloined items before light is restored.
See also the White Liars, on the same evening.
| BRINDSLEY MILLER | Geoff Holland | |
| CAROL MELKETT | Jenefer Haynes | |
| CLEA | Marg Anthony | |
| COLONEL MELKETT | Ben Tolley | |
| GEORG BAMBERGER | Laurence Thornton | |
| HAROLD GORRINGE | Jim Ritchie | |
| MISS FURNIVAL | Anne Holland | |
| SCHUPPANZIGH | Brian McCullough |
| Director | Brooke Keneford | |
| Director | Liane Freedman | |
| Production Manager | Dorothy Beak | |
| Stage Manager | Annmarie Copple | |
| Stage Manager | Rosemarie Lawless | |
| Set Design | Ron Maslin | |
| Set Construction | Ron Maslin | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Set Construction Assistant | John Edmonds | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Ted Mauger | |
| Set Painting | Ann Williams | |
| Set Painting | Annmarie Copple | |
| Set Painting | Mary Mauger | |
| Furnishings | Marg Tucker | |
| Lighting Design | Barrie Kirk | |
| Lighting Design | Bill Williams | |
| Sound Design | Barrie Kirk | |
| Sound Design | Tony Beak | |
| Properties | Adèle Vickers | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Wardrobe | Joan Ritchie | |
| Continuity | Betty Francis | |
| Continuity | Gwendy Tolley | |
| Make-up | Catherine Girczyc | |
| Publicity | Margaret Allen | |
| Photographer | Steve Sweet | |
| Programme | Dorothy Beak | |
| Box Office | Brian Welsh | |
| Box Office | Lynn Welsh | |
| House Manager | Rosemary Scott | |
| Bar Staff | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Bar Staff | Jim Keneford |