January 16-19, 1985 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #16 1984-1985
| Written by John Chapman |
| Written by Ray Cooney |
In Chapman and Cooney's fast-paced, hilarious farce, a beleaguered advertising executive struggles to plan his daughter's wedding after a knock on the head leaves him confused and obsessed with a beautiful, but imaginary, young woman.
| BILL SHORTER | Jim Holmes | |
| CHARLES BABCOCK | Ted Mauger | |
| DAPHNE DRIMMOND | Liane Freedman | |
| DR. GERALD DRIMMOND | Laurence Thornton | |
| JUDY WESTERBY | Brenda Godin | |
| POLLY PERKINS | Jenefer Haynes | |
| TIMOTHY WESTERBY | Brooke Keneford | |
| URSULA WESTERBY | Rosemarie Lawless |
| Director | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Production Manager | Joan Ritchie | |
| Assistant Producer | Gwendy Tolley | |
| Stage Manager | Anne Holland | |
| Set Design | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | Ben Mooy | |
| Set Construction | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | John Edmonds | |
| Set Construction | Mike Barnes | |
| Set Painting | Clyde Trottman | |
| Set Painting | Ed Barner | |
| Set Painting | Elisa White | |
| Set Painting | Joan Ritchie | |
| Set Painting | Lorraine Barner | |
| Set Painting | Ruth White | |
| Furnishings | Annmarie Copple | |
| Furnishings | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Lighting Design | Bob Horsey | |
| Lighting Assistant | Betty Francis | |
| Sound Design | Barrie Kirk | |
| Sound Assistant | Carol Allard | |
| Properties | Paula Wilkie | |
| Properties Assistant | Catherine Girczyc | |
| Wardrobe | Dorothy Gardner | |
| Costumes Assistant | Lesley Cluff | |
| Continuity | Dorothy Beak | |
| Continuity | Mary Mauger | |
| Make-up | Elisa White | |
| Make-up | Pamela Bland | |
| Publicity | Jenefer Haynes | |
| Photographer | Steve Sweet | |
| Box Office | Lynn Welsh | |
| House Manager | Margaret Jardine | |
| Bar Staff | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Bar Staff | Jim Keneford |