October 23-26, 1985 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #17 1985-1986
| Written by Oliver Goldsmith |
Kate is an 18th-century country girl who gets few chances to meet young men. So when one comes along, she isn't about to let him get away, even if she has to stoop to conquer. To fill this void, her father has invited young Marlow out for a visit. Marlow has a strange quirk: he is so shy that he can't bear to look a young lady in the eye—but with the serving girls ... wow! To complicate the plot even further, Tony Lumpkin, a real rascal, tells Marlow that the Hardcastle house is an inn; and Marlow rudely rejects the friendly advances of Mr. Hardcastle, whom he believes to be an overbearing innkeeper. Finally, stooping to conquer, Kate pretends to be a barmaid to win Marlow's attention.
| AMINADAB | Mike Kearns | |
| ANNIE | Bonnie Curtin | |
| BARMAIDS | Brenda Godden | |
| BARMAIDS | Joy Forbes | |
| BET BOUNCER | Alvaras Vargas | |
| CONSTANCE NEVILLE | Chantal Deeble | |
| DICK | Steven Tolley | |
| DICK MUGGINS | Robin Williams | |
| DIGGORY | Tony Bryant | |
| FELLOWS | Elisa White | |
| FELLOWS | David Adderley | |
| HASTINGS | Ken Hepburn | |
| JACK SLANG | Duffie Wilkinson | |
| JEREMY | Eric Fraggalosch | |
| KATE HARDCASTLE | Andrea Fajrajsl | |
| MAIDS | Paula Wilkie | |
| MAIDS | Elsie Bryant | |
| MAIDS | Gwendy Tolley | |
| MAIDS | Dorothy Gardner | |
| MAIDS | Tracey Gardner-Doyle | |
| MARLOW | Chris Deeble | |
| MR. HARDCASTLE | Brooke Keneford | |
| MRS. HARDCASTLE | Doreen Boss | |
| SIR CHARLES MARLOW | Geoff Holland | |
| STINGO | John Acheson | |
| TONY LUMPKIN | John LeClerc |
