January 15-18, 1986 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #17 1985-1986
| Written by Joseph Stein |
| Based on book by Carl Reiner |
Adapted from Carl Reiner's semi-autographical novel, this side-splitting comedy concerns young David Kolowitz, a delivery boy who dreams of success in show business.
| ANGELA | Dorothy Gardner | |
| DAVID KOLOWITZ | Stewart Wheeler | |
| DON BAXTER | John Acheson | |
| DON DARWIN | Ted Mauger | |
| FATHER | Brian McCullough | |
| LAWYER | Neil Robertson | |
| MARLOWE | Jim Holmes | |
| MARVIN | Mike Kearns | |
| MISS B. | Bonnie Curtin | |
| MOTHER | Liane Freedman | |
| MR. FOREMAN | Pat Carroll | |
| PIKE | Bob Knight | |
| ROGER | Duffie Wilkinson | |
| WAITRESS | Brenda Godin | |
| WANDA | Kristin Gauthier |
| Director | Brooke Keneford | |
| Production Manager | Dorothy Beak | |
| Stage Manager | Anne Holland | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Chris Deeble | |
| Stage Crew | Barrie Kirk | |
| Stage Crew | Geoff Holland | |
| Stage Crew | Keith Raney | |
| Set Design | Ron Maslin | |
| Set Construction | Anne Holland | |
| Set Construction | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Set Construction | Geoff Holland | |
| Set Construction | Ron Maslin | |
| Set Construction | Tony Francis | |
| Furnishings | Dorothy Beak | |
| Lighting Design | Bob Horsey | |
| Lighting Design | Harm Rombeek | |
| Sound Design | Peter Smith | |
| Sound Design | Tony Beak | |
| Properties | Elsie Bryant | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Wardrobe | Jenefer Haynes | |
| Wardrobe | Margaret Jardine | |
| Seamstress | Dorothy Gardner | |
| Seamstress | Mary Mauger | |
| Seamstress | Pat Keneford | |
| Continuity | Mary Mauger | |
| Continuity | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Make-up | Gwendy Tolley | |
| Publicity | Jenefer Haynes | |
| Photographer | Brooke Keneford | |
| Photographer | Marcus Fajrajsl | |
| Programme | Jim Keneford | |
| Box Office | Jim Ritchie | |
| Box Office | Joan Ritchie | |
| House Manager | Annmarie Copple | |
| Bar Staff | Earl McLaughlin |