September 18-22, September 25-29, 2018 at Ron Maslin Playhouse as part of Season #50 2018-2019
| Written by Robin Hawdon |
Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.
| Bernard | Andrew Hosale | |
| George | Shawn Thorpe | |
| Jacqueline | Kelly Fontaine-Fuoco | |
| Robert | Jamie Hegland | |
| Suzanne | Sabrina Mussai | |
| Suzette | Reba Sigler |
| Director | Geoff Williams | |
| Director | Peter Williams | |
| Production Manager | Andrew Williams | |
| Production Manager | Theresa Williams | |
| Stage Manager | Kaitlin Williams | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Emma Clarke | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Jennifer Ljungström | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Margaret Jones | |
| Set Design | Jim Clarke | |
| Set Construction Coordinator | Jim Clarke | |
| Set Construction | Barry Fortey | |
| Set Construction | Bert Ljungström | |
| Set Construction | Bill Lumley | |
| Set Construction | Brooke Keneford | |
| Set Construction | Jack Donohue | |
| Set Construction | Joseph Donahue | |
| Set Construction | Karl Wagner | |
| Set Construction | Larry Witol | |
| Set Construction | Lionel King | |
| Set Construction | Romauld Frigon | |
| Set Painting Coordinator | Chandra Von Teichman | |
| Set Painting | Ainsley Ljungström | |
| Set Painting | Barbara Kobolak | |
| Set Painting | Carolyn Johnstone | |
| Set Painting | Deanne Donohue | |
| Set Painting | Diane Burke | |
| Set Painting | Gordon Walt | |
| Set Painting | Hilary Philebrown | |
| Set Painting | Jack Donohue | |
| Set Painting | Jennifer Ljungström | |
| Set Painting | Kathryn Seasons Clarke | |
| Set Painting | Malcolm McCracken | |
| Set Painting | Mary Holmes | |
| Set Painting | Sheila Trivisonno | |
| Set Painting | Val Guilbault | |
| Set Decor | Andrew Williams | |
| Set Decor | Theresa Williams | |
| Furnishings | Ron Gardner | |
| Lighting Design | Bill McLaughlin | |
| Lighting Assistant | Karl Wagner | |
| Lighting Assistant | Tristan Williams | |
| Sound Design | Bert Ljungström | |
| Sound Assistant | Neihls Jacobson | |
| Sound Assistant | Parker Ljungström | |
| Properties Manager | Dana Mercer | |
| Properties Assistant | Ainsley Ljungström | |
| Properties Assistant | Julia Mercer | |
| Costumes Design | Saundra Eaves | |
| Costumes Assistant | Eufron Williams | |
| Fight Choreography | Aaron Lajeunesse | |
| Continuity | Diane Burke | |
| Continuity | Gordon Walls | |
| Continuity | Margrit Cattell | |
| Continuity | Miriam Fitzgerald | |
| Continuity | Tracey Bourke | |
| Make-up | Martha Johnstone | |
| Make-up Assistant | Hilary Philebrown | |
| Make-up Assistant | Val Guilbault | |
| Green Room Manager | Theresa Williams | |
| Green Room Assistant | Andrew Williams | |
| Green Room Assistant | Carmen Klassen | |
| Green Room Assistant | Dana Mercer | |
| Green Room Assistant | Diana Lloyd | |
| Green Room Assistant | Ella Paget | |
| Green Room Assistant | Ellie Mercer | |
| Green Room Assistant | Krista Carrigan | |
| Green Room Assistant | Michael Gareau | |
| Publicity | Chrissy Feldman | |
| Publicity | Emily Walsh | |
| Publicity | James Renaud | |
| Publicity | Jim Holmes | |
| Publicity | Katie (Betts) Buller | |
| Publicity | Susan Monaghan | |
| Photographer | Wendy Wagner | |
| Marquee Signs | Paul Behncke | |
| Programme | Barbara Rousseau | |
| Box Office | Anna Filia | |
| Box Office | Carol Hussey | |
| Box Office | Gordon Marwood | |
| Box Office | Jacquie Blair | |
| Box Office | Jennifer Kormylo | |
| Box Office | Judy Shane | |
| Box Office | Michael Gareau | |
| Box Office | Rita Brownrigg | |
| House Manager | Don Lillico | |
| Refreshments | Barbara Kobolak |