November 6-8 , 1975 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #7 1975-1976
| Written by Tom Stoppard |
Harris, his mother and his wife are a kooky trio. Enter the forceful inspector from Scotland Yard with his constable - which is strange, notes the wife, for she had ordered an ambulance. The officers proceed to place the three under arrest.
| FOOT | Brooke Keneford | |
| HARRIS | Maurice Dubras | |
| HOLMES | John Gilliland | |
| MOTHER | Liane Freedman | |
| THELMA | Ann Dubras |
| Director | Jim Holmes | |
| Production Manager | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Stage Manager | Pat Carroll | |
| Set Design | Philip Copple | |
| Set Construction | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | Mary Mauger | |
| Set Construction | Rosemary Scott | |
| Set Construction | Ted Mauger | |
| Scenic Artist | Philip Lawless | |
| Furnishings | Marianne Wilkinson | |
| Lighting Design | Bill Williams | |
| Lighting Design | Harm Rombeek | |
| Sound Design | Graeme Scott | |
| Properties | Elsie Bryant | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Costumes | Annmarie Copple | |
| Costumes | Christine Walton | |
| Costumes | Pauline Perry | |
| Continuity | Dewi Williams | |
| Continuity | Mary Mauger | |
| Make-up | Eufron Williams | |
| Make-up | Pat Moore | |
| Publicity | Barrie Kirk | |
| Publicity | Rosemary Scott | |
| Photographer | Giselle Braeuel | |
| Programme | Sally Rose | |
| Box Office | Bob Knight | |
| House Manager | Joyce McEown | |
| House Manager | Pat Keneford |
